Things to ponder

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by vinbenji (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2007 10:26:36

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why are there 5 sylables in the word "monosylabic"?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2007 10:56:05

hmmm. Very good.

Thanks.

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2007 11:26:34

I can answer the last question. If an airplane were made of the same material as the blackbox inside, the plane would not be able to fly. Don't ask me why. lol

Post 4 by vinbenji (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 14-Dec-2007 11:58:42

you are welcome,bobby
lol joanne.